When the pumpkins glow and the night goes loud, the Pumpkin Patch Patrol rolls out. This isn’t your grandma’s Halloween tee—it’s your seasonal battle flag. Forged for late-night ops, candy raids, and straight-up mayhem, it’s cut heavy, built strong, and locked in for every mission from the patch to the party.
Made from 100% U.S.-grown cotton, it’s as durable as it is comfortable—tough enough to push through the chaos, yet soft enough to wear on repeat all season long. The classic fit moves with you, taped shoulders keep it locked in place, and seamless sides mean no weak points—only solid, uninterrupted strength.
Whether you’re flying cover in the patch, stacking candy like ammo, or just running your Halloween AO, this tee isn’t just clothing.
It’s armor for the hunt.
Specs & Details:
100% U.S. Cotton – tough, durable, and built to last.
Classic fit / crew neck – timeless, clean, no-nonsense.
Tagless label – no itch, no irritation, just comfort.
Ethically made – U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol certified & Oeko-Tex approved for safety and quality.
⚠️ Disclaimer: Due to the natural properties of the fabric, the white variant runs slightly off-white — more “field-issue” than parade-pressed.
