Meal Team Six Tee
Meal Team Six Tee
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When the grill fires up and the calories hit harder than a flashbang, the Meal Team Six Tee deploys. This isn’t a novelty gag—it’s tactical comedy forged in grease, grit, and unapologetic gluttony. Built heavy, cut clean, and mission-ready, it’s the uniform of choice for operators who count macros in hot dogs and reload with potato chips.
Made from 100% U.S.-grown cotton, it’s as durable as it is comfortable—battle-tough for the cookout, yet soft enough to lounge in after crushing your Tier One cheat meal. The classic fit moves with you, taped shoulders keep it mission-tight, and seamless sides mean no weak points—only solid, uninterrupted strength.
When hunger strikes, this tee isn’t just clothing.
It’s combat gear for calories.
Specs & Details:
- 100% U.S. Cotton – tough, durable, and built to last.
 - Classic fit / crew neck – timeless, clean, no-nonsense.
 - Tagless label – no itch, no irritation, just comfort.
 - Ethically made – U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol certified & Oeko-Tex approved for safety and quality.
 
⚠️ Disclaimer: Wearing this tee may increase burger intake, tactical snacking, and unsolicited callsigns like “Snack Operator.”
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